May 2013
35 posts
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should I go out and have breakfast by myself
I just don’t know
davehugs:
pros to being a jellyfish
ur cute n beautiful
you never have to go to college
ur parents dont judge u
ur allowed 2 be sassy dont get near my tentacles silly boys ill kill you
whats a gender
u just look amazing and float around all day wooooo
cons to being a jellyfish
endthymes:
“does anyone else-” yes
“am i the only one who-” no
“is it weird that i-” probably not
magicconchshell:
imagine if you went to go see a horror movie but it was just a slide show of your middle school selfies for an hour
“What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were...”
– For The Men Who Still Don’t Get It, Carol Diehl
Wow.
(via punkrockmermaid)
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so my mom wanted a bruno mars cd for mother’s day and I’m making her one and literally all of his songs are about females and sex with them and it’s just gross
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it really just rustles my jimmies when I read about a girl on facebook from my school calling other girls fake
oh sorry there special snowflake, I didn’t realize you were the only REAL girl around
and way to bash your own gender??? because they’re “fake”
what the flying meow does fake even mean
like who even cares get over it you little jerk
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get ready for work right now…. right now…. this very second…. now I will start getting ready for work… yes
atwisttinmystory:
Christian Mingle Username:
EatMeLikeTheLastSupper
hissthemovie:
if you have AP exams coming up, good luck!! (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ・。*。✧
if you have finals soon, do your best!! ★~(◕‿◕✿)
if you have work or school tomorrow, have a nice day!!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
what she says: i'm fine
what she means: the bourgeoisie is just as necessary a precondition for the socialist revolution as is the proletariat itself.
meladoodle:
try to close someone’s eyes like a corpse when you’re bored of talking to them
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I need friends
how do I make friendship tho
Anonymous asked: i think i kno who u r
Anonymous asked: omg
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[[MORE]]tonight was great because my boyfriend took me out for double blueberry pancakes and I ate 4 of them and he didn’t judge me at all
also he made a real effort to cuddle tonight, I could tell
galaxys4:
hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are
I’m eating air popped sorghum grain
it’s ok
“Seriously, if we believe a 14 year old is too immature to know how to take a...”
– “Hey, FDA: Drop the Plan B Age Restriction,” my latest at The Nation (via jessicavalenti)
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uglyfille:
these are macarons
these are macaroons
leARN THE FUCKIGN DIFFERENCe
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I feel like there’s a moment in your life where you just realize you are thoroughly disappointed
what really sucks is when you’re just disappointed in everyone around you
April 2013
77 posts
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everyone keeps telling me that I’ve been quiet lately but things people have said hint around that I get angry often and yell?
please go away I don’t like you
when a girl says: I'm fine
she really means: Look, I'm not the one with the problem, okay? It's the world that seems to have a problem with ME! People take one look at me and go "Aargh! Help! Run! A big stupid ugly ogre!" They judge me before they even know me - that's why I'm better off alone...
hairypitsandtits:
men who are sweet to you
but call women they don’t like wh*res/sluts/bitches/other misogynist terms
are
not
sweet
starrydesu:
me trying to navigate a hospital more like
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genericanimegirl:
imagine ur icon beating the shit out of u
no I can’t
*holds your hand until my hand gets sweaty than wipes it on my shirt and holds your hand again*
