Nah.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 13:18:14 -0400

should I go out and have breakfast by myself I just don’t know

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:07:23 -0400

should I go out and have breakfast by myself

I just don’t know

frickyeah1990s: Salem Saberhagen

Mon, 20 May 2013 08:48:40 -0400

frickyeah1990s:

Salem Saberhagen

omfg

Thu, 16 May 2013 01:08:43 -0400

omfg

davehugs: pros to being a jellyfish ur cute n beautiful you never have to go to college ur parents...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:42:54 -0400

davehugs:

pros to being a jellyfish

ur cute n beautiful

you never have to go to college

ur parents dont judge u

ur allowed 2 be sassy dont get near my tentacles silly boys ill kill you

whats a gender

u just look amazing and float around all day wooooo

cons to being a jellyfish

endthymes: “does anyone else-” yes “am i the only one who-” no “is it weird that i-” probably not

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:42:41 -0400

endthymes:

“does anyone else-” yes

“am i the only one who-” no

“is it weird that i-” probably not

magicconchshell: imagine if you went to go see a horror movie but it was just a slide show of your...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:17:15 -0400

magicconchshell:

imagine if you went to go see a horror movie but it was just a slide show of your middle school selfies for an hour

"What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were smarter? What if women..."

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:09:55 -0400

“What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were smarter? What if women were the ones who started wars? What if too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos and no K-Y Jelly? What if the state trooper who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike was a woman and carried a gun? What if the ability to menstruate was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs? What if your attractiveness to women depended on the size of your penis? What if every time women saw you they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands? What if women were always making jokes about how ugly penises are and how bad sperm tastes? What if you had to explain what’s wrong with your car to big sweaty women with greasy hands who stared at your crotch in a garage where you are surrounded by posters of naked men with hard-ons? What if men’s magazines featured cover photos of 14-year-old boys with socks tucked into the front of their jeans and articles like: “How to tell if your wife is unfaithful” or “What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate” or “The truth about impotence”? What if the doctor who examined your prostate was a woman and called you “Honey”? What if you had to inhale your boss’ stale cigar breath as she insisted that sleeping with her was part of the job? What if you couldn’t get away because the company dress code required you wear shoes designed to keep you from running? And what if after all that women still wanted you to love them?”

- For The Men Who Still Don’t Get It, Carol Diehl

Wow.

(via punkrockmermaid)

hahahha….

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:59:51 -0400

hahahha….

so my mom wanted a bruno mars cd for mother’s day and I’m making her one and literally...

Mon, 13 May 2013 01:20:04 -0400

so my mom wanted a bruno mars cd for mother’s day and I’m making her one and literally all of his songs are about females and sex with them and it’s just gross

it really just rustles my jimmies when I read about a girl on facebook from my school calling other...

Mon, 13 May 2013 00:36:46 -0400

it really just rustles my jimmies when I read about a girl on facebook from my school calling other girls fake

oh sorry there special snowflake, I didn’t realize you were the only REAL girl around

and way to bash your own gender??? because they’re “fake”

what the flying meow does fake even mean

like who even cares get over it you little jerk

get ready for work right now…. right now…. this very second…. now I will start...

Sat, 11 May 2013 17:21:00 -0400

get ready for work right now…. right now…. this very second…. now I will start getting ready for work… yes

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Sat, 11 May 2013 17:16:30 -0400

tostoptheworld: Milk Moustaches (by torode)

Fri, 10 May 2013 02:13:49 -0400

tostoptheworld:

Milk Moustaches (by torode)

are those macarons I spot????

Tue, 07 May 2013 22:35:43 -0400

are those macarons I spot????

atwisttinmystory: Christian Mingle Username: EatMeLikeTheLastSupper

Mon, 06 May 2013 23:37:31 -0400

atwisttinmystory:

Christian Mingle Username:

EatMeLikeTheLastSupper

hissthemovie: if you have AP exams coming up, good luck!! (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ・。*。✧ if you have finals soon,...

Mon, 06 May 2013 23:37:27 -0400

hissthemovie:

if you have AP exams coming up, good luck!! (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ・。*。✧

if you have finals soon, do your best!! ★~(◕‿◕✿)

if you have work or school tomorrow, have a nice day!!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

what she says: i'm fine

Mon, 06 May 2013 23:18:25 -0400

what she says: i'm fine
what she means: the bourgeoisie is just as necessary a precondition for the socialist revolution as is the proletariat itself.

look how cute those goddamn worms are

Mon, 06 May 2013 23:09:46 -0400

look how cute those goddamn worms are

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Mon, 06 May 2013 23:02:47 -0400